Post by Old Bucks Admin on Jan 6, 2011 8:45:55 GMT -5
Kevin Saunders can pulverize kidney stones in one operation. With his teeth.
If divine retribution did not exist, Kevin Saunders would have to invent it.
Kevin Saunders can telekinetically move beers from anyone’s cooler into his own. But he prefers to leave the game a half hour early and do it by hand.
Kevin Saunders could eat a pound of asparagus and his piss would still smell like hot butter.
Kevin Saunders puts the laughter in manslaughter.
Kevin Saunders once had a near death experience. Let’s just say death won’t be going near Kevin Saunders again.
The Universe is not expanding. It’s running away from Kevin Saunders.
The National Parks Service has special guidelines for meeting Kevin Saunders on a trail: back off slowly and avoid direct eye contact.
Hughie did not “grow” a mustache. It is the force of Saunders’ scalp pulling hair from his face.
Kevin Saunders has a note from Jana: “Drink beer in the locker rooms whenever you want to, and please, use our garbage cans for your bottle-disposing convenience.”
The original Kevin Saunders Facts (from 2008)
Kevin Saunders invented the tabtop to make it easier to open up cans of whoopass.
When Kevin Saunders visits Pamplona the bulls run from him.
Handicapped parking spaces actually belong to Kevin Saunders. The signs are meant to warn you that if you park there you will become handicapped.
Kevin Saunders can recharge a cell phone by rubbing it against his scalp.
Boiling water boils faster when watched by Kevin Saunders.
Kevin Saunders once sued Burger King for not putting razor wire on his Whopper Jr. claiming they refused to do it “his way”.
Kevin Saunders doesn’t get frostbite. He bites frost.
Scientists mapping the Kevin Saunders genome found so many mutations they declared it an entirely new species: Tyrannasaunders Kevin.
Switzerland isn’t a neutral country. It’s just waiting to see which side Kevin Saunders is on.
Kevin Saunders doesn’t wear a watch because HE says what time it is.
If divine retribution did not exist, Kevin Saunders would have to invent it.
Kevin Saunders can telekinetically move beers from anyone’s cooler into his own. But he prefers to leave the game a half hour early and do it by hand.
Kevin Saunders could eat a pound of asparagus and his piss would still smell like hot butter.
Kevin Saunders puts the laughter in manslaughter.
Kevin Saunders once had a near death experience. Let’s just say death won’t be going near Kevin Saunders again.
The Universe is not expanding. It’s running away from Kevin Saunders.
The National Parks Service has special guidelines for meeting Kevin Saunders on a trail: back off slowly and avoid direct eye contact.
Hughie did not “grow” a mustache. It is the force of Saunders’ scalp pulling hair from his face.
Kevin Saunders has a note from Jana: “Drink beer in the locker rooms whenever you want to, and please, use our garbage cans for your bottle-disposing convenience.”
The original Kevin Saunders Facts (from 2008)
Kevin Saunders invented the tabtop to make it easier to open up cans of whoopass.
When Kevin Saunders visits Pamplona the bulls run from him.
Handicapped parking spaces actually belong to Kevin Saunders. The signs are meant to warn you that if you park there you will become handicapped.
Kevin Saunders can recharge a cell phone by rubbing it against his scalp.
Boiling water boils faster when watched by Kevin Saunders.
Kevin Saunders once sued Burger King for not putting razor wire on his Whopper Jr. claiming they refused to do it “his way”.
Kevin Saunders doesn’t get frostbite. He bites frost.
Scientists mapping the Kevin Saunders genome found so many mutations they declared it an entirely new species: Tyrannasaunders Kevin.
Switzerland isn’t a neutral country. It’s just waiting to see which side Kevin Saunders is on.
Kevin Saunders doesn’t wear a watch because HE says what time it is.